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Cowboy Jokes (IEJ-Db)
Last updated 2/26/1999
Top ten things men should not say in Victoria's Secret 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No thanks. Just sniffing. 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7. Mom will love this. 6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys logo on it? 5. No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here. 4. Will you model this for me?? 3. The Miracle What?! This is better than world peace! 2. 45 bucks!! You're just going to end up NAKED anyway! And the number one thing that men should never say in Victoria's Secret is... 1. Oh Honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that!
Dallas Cowboys - God's Team Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park in San Francisco when one is attacked by a rabid Pitt Bull. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from a nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Forty Niners' Fan Saves Friend from Vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Niners fan, the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in San Francisco I just assumed you were," said the reporter and starts again. "Little Oakland Raiders' Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Raiders' fan, either," the boy said. The reporter looked down on the boy. "I assumed everyone in the Bay Area was either for the Niners or the Raiders. What team do you root for?" "I'm a Cowboys fan." The child replied. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes... "Little Redneck Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?" to which the man answers, "241. That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss! Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ? To which the lady answers, "144. That is great!" responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss! Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ? To which the man answers, "51. Albert responds, "How 'bout them Cowboys?
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